1. 21:39 5th Apr 2012

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    shortformblog:

hman:


“The company hopes the topping and dip, called Hidden Valley for Everything, will be “as ubiquitous as ketchup on restaurant tables and in consumers’ kitchens,” says Mr. Balousek…
About 15% of ranch dressing is used on foods other than salad and vegetables, says Hidden Valley. The most popular are chicken, potatoes (including french fries), sandwiches, chips, and pizza, according to NPD…”

“The New Ketchup”

Everyone knows that “the new ketchup” is actually Sriracha and hummus mixed together.

Sriracha and ranch for this bitch over here

    shortformblog:

    hman:

    “The company hopes the topping and dip, called Hidden Valley for Everything, will be “as ubiquitous as ketchup on restaurant tables and in consumers’ kitchens,” says Mr. Balousek…

    About 15% of ranch dressing is used on foods other than salad and vegetables, says Hidden Valley. The most popular are chicken, potatoes (including french fries), sandwiches, chips, and pizza, according to NPD…”

    “The New Ketchup”

    Everyone knows that “the new ketchup” is actually Sriracha and hummus mixed together.

    Sriracha and ranch for this bitch over here

     
    1. basilkiller reblogged this from cordjefferson and added:
      Don’t tell me what my new ketchup is, fuckers! My new ketchup will come to me when it comes to me. I think lately malt...
    2. dressesandyarn reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      This is already reality in Vermont, I swear. I’ve seen people drown their food in ranch and then drink what was left...
    3. orchidwonder reblogged this from shortformblog
    4. anthlc reblogged this from shortformblog
    5. rickjamesbitch reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      Sriracha and ranch for this bitch over here
    6. theresakarpen reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      YES!! I knew I wasn’t the only one.
    7. revcleo reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      I hate ketchup so much and I don’t like salad dressing either
    8. thefullcircle reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      FINALLYYYYYY
    9. koniwhat reblogged this from shortformblog
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    13. surrealestate reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      I fully agree with this rebranding, as I already use ranch for everything.
    14. tardist reblogged this from laughterkey and added:
      sriracha and honey sounds like something http://flamingogurl.tumblr.com/ would eat
    15. sleepswithangels reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      EMILY! SRIRACHA AND HUMMUS!
    16. lagodilot reblogged this from hman
    17. two0ten reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      But wait I love all those things.
    18. shanio reblogged this from cordjefferson and added:
      Love ranch, but Cord is right: fries in straight mayo is the BEST.
    19. menycandtv reblogged this from shortformblog
    20. laughterkey reblogged this from shortformblog and added:
      Sriracha + Honey + Mayo = Heaven.